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Make War As Make Nice Israel s Commendable But Costly Military Tactic
War As Make Nice
Israel’s commendable but costly military tactic
Has a nation every conducted a war like the one Israel is waging against Hezbollah? Instead of the usual “wa
The Invention Of The Sky Second Half Of Part Four The Invention Of Everything An Eyewitness Account
“I dunno. If I did, I’d be in tech.”
“Heat.”
“Oh, right. We don’t want the team to be cold, at least, not all the time.”
“No way. They’d be miserable.”
Italian Man Asks Wrong Question About Christ Court Agrees To Hear Case
As you know, an Italian gentleman has challenged the Catholic Church to prove that Christ existed, and, while the case was, somewhat expectedly, tossed out in an Italian court, the plaintiff, undaunt
Smart People Say Stupid Things Too
Have you ever made a comment that was simply ridiculous, but you didn’t realize it until you saw the smiles on your friends faces? You may have been totally mortified afterwards, but the truth is eve
Bin Laden Releases Another Audiotape Hideout Too Dark For Video
Apparently, unable to contain his enthusiasm for bumming out the relatively nice and unsuspecting folks who make up much of the Western World, the misinformed medievalist has released another drearil
A Bomb For A Bomb And A Rocket For A Rocket What Hath Terrorism Wrought But A New Code Of Hammurabi
Look far and wide, and what do we see? The most civilized nations, at least, the ones we've got at this point in our nascent human development, having made an uneasy accommodation to behavior that th
Ok The House Is On Fire Which One Do You Save First The Baby The Old Testament The New Testament Or The Koran
Do you save one of the books of holy writ or the helpless babe? Be fair. You can only save one. No time for two. The flames are at your fanny.
Yes, there's some chance you can go back fo
Saddam Hussein Seeks Mcdonald s Francise
Saddam Hussein, in his latest bid to escape execution for crimes against his own people, has applied to McDonald’s for a franchise. The application is widely regarded as a move by his defense team to
The Illogical Puppet Of Iran Any Chance Of Getting The Little Guy A Better Script
First, we learned to say and spell the puppet’s name: Armadinejad. Not exactly Smith. Then we watched him perform upon a crafty mullah’s knee. We have been patient, like any fair-minded audience, but
Where s There s Three
Grandma made a major decision the other day. She had been ponderin and ponderin how to deal with her three little darlins in the best way possible. She finally decided since there were three of them,
One Hour Every Day At Four O clock
Every day at four o'clock I stop whatever it is I am doing to watch my favorite soap opera. I take the phone off the hook, lock the door, sit with a cup of freshly brewed coffee and escape. It has be
Al Qaeda In Iraq Announces New Leader Or Do They
In the wake of the sudden death of its now fragmented leader, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, Al-Qaeda in Iraq polled its somewhat shaken members about who would like to take over Mr. Zarqawi’s job. After a de
The Difference Between An Optimist And A Pessimist
Optimist: There is nothing more important than feeling good.
Pessimist: Come again? Didn't I just tell you how bad everything is
Optimist: When you feel good you raise your
Relaxed And Happy American Located Agrees To Brief Interview
Despite the troubling news that assails us each day and seems bent on convincing us we should all be the tense and unhappy recipients of the worldwide outrages it forwards, we remained confident that
There s No Humor In Identity Theft
We’ve all seen those credit card commercials on television advertising ways to keep your identity safe. They involve innocent victims of identity theft talking in the voices of the criminals who stol
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